ohMYGOD have you ever blown your nose not knowing you had a bloody nose and its just so horrible like an explosion whatishappeningthisisnotok
50 cents for tupacs of eminems thats ludacris
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD’S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS
i’ve spent the last week slowly regressing into a 12 year old
Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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